City - Newport News State - VA Country - United States
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A large contingent of scientists converged today on Newport News, VA to see this rare "two headed goose." This species of geese has not been seen in North America since the announcement of man induced global warming. Scientists agree that this anomaly has to be attributed to the undisputed fact of human kind induced global warming. The contingent of scientists have all agreed to call in international scientist, inventor of the Internet and Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al (almost president) Gore to view this rare and unusual phenomenon of nature's coping with world wide global change. The on scene scientists have had trouble getting close to this abbreviation of nature because they do not appear to know how to "crab walk" as seen on the Discovery Channel.