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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 9/17/2007
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Juuuust checkin' ;)
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 9/17/2007
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LOL... silly Rebecca... that's her twin sister by a white mommy.
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 9/17/2007
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Dave??????????????????
I have two questions....
She is white now??
What have you done?!!!!!
http://www.usefilm.com/image/1354580.html
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 8/3/2007
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Oh just leave me alone, please Ms Rina
I've failed at yet another, now I just get meana.
Pass me that bottle of Beam
I think I need a shot, it may seem
Plastic dolls, cyber or even sheep,
No matter what I try, can't get no sleep
Never mind, I think I'll just go to the city
and see if I can't a cheap little pretty.
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 8/2/2007
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[tap tap tap] Hello? [clears throat] ahem... Is this thing on?? ... Ok, testing, wha, tiu...:
Now, in our defense,
Mr Rina and I,
We do just fine
On Jim Beam and Wine.
We could drink all you suckers
Right under the table.
Even that Plastic Girl,
If she were able.
Yeah, we'd take yooz all on,
And make you shiver with dread,
That you dared to challenge
Ol' Droopy Eyes and Giggly Head.
But back to your romance with
Miss "I have no extremities",
I was saddened to hear
You could not manage disabilities.
She had so much going,
No nagging, no pleas.
Better than the alternative,
A sheep with fleas???
[enter Dolly] http://www.usefilm.com/image/1335455.html
However, since you've been offered
A most wonderful Heart,
I suggest you take the opportunity
To make a fresh start.
Afterall, much better than plastic or sheep,
Is an imaginary cyber relationship!
Ummm... that's atrocious, I know, but I'm still drunk from last week... apparently :P
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Aniko Heart
{K:26503} 8/2/2007
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Also pearls, diamonds, rubies and gold...
got to fill the darned thing somehow!
:) :) :)
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 8/2/2007
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Hey Ani, check this out...
http://www.usefilm.com/Image.asp?ID=1335194
and then follow your nose!
It's worth a giggle,
HOGS, Beks
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 8/2/2007
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Ahoy meharties! 30 pieces of silver to see what's in your bra! Oh, there are already thirty pieces of silver in there, ARRRRRRGH!
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Aniko Heart
{K:26503} 8/2/2007
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ROFLOL Beks!
Brill!!!
hehehe...
x x x
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 8/2/2007
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Hilarious!!!
I was horrified when I pushed to submit comment...I had smelt...ooops, there I go again....spelt your name wrong!! Mother-in-Law is Gail, force of habbit, but I couldn't appologise straight away, did not want to waste the big *100*!!!
So sorry GAYLE,
cheers, beks
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 8/2/2007
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nah,let Dave!.......oops! bahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa
~gAyLe saying, "Thanks,Bek!" FODF
(falling off dummy funny)
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 8/2/2007
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Hey Gail....you wanna be 100??!!!!!!
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 8/2/2007
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Dave had a plastic missus
He loved her oh so much,
He covered her in kisses,
So smooth she was, to touch.
But Dave found something missing,
It wasn't just her legs,
She was no good in the kitchen,
She couldn't cook his eggs.
She wasn't very handy,
Just used to lie around,
When he came home from work at night,
She wouldn't make a sound.
He wanted some more from her,
A little "How was your day?"
But try as he might to coax her,
Nothing would she say.
The affair they had was bittersweet,
But now they are apart,
And even though she has no chest,
He's taken up with Heart!!
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 8/2/2007
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oh the hips be a-swayin'
speakin' a language everyone knows
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 8/2/2007
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utter sublime...
oh the magic of the rumba
can you feel it in your toes?
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 8/2/2007
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into your deaf ears
let the wind blow the tumbleweeds of your mind
into a new world of
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 8/2/2007
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you...let me speak softly in
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 8/2/2007
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deep subject,eh?
let me entertain
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 8/2/2007
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sheesh....can't count on the hooch-sters,eh?...should stick to natural "herbs" ;>
well well well ...
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Aniko Heart
{K:26503} 7/31/2007
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I fear you have fever
I offered no pie!
Merely a game of "come look"
(or "I spy"...)
My chest filled with treats
to gladden your heart
and you doctor says no sweets
not even a tart... (?)
Fair thing, I guess
sweets are bad for your teeth
I repeat, no desserts
Just delicious relief.
My Dear Captain Midnight
here, behold all my pearls
to put you at right...
I'm not like other girls!
My generous heart
is awaiting reply
and I shan't bake a tart
nor even a pie!
And so I tell you
once more, this last time
to help you and heal you
you may have what is mine.
Ahoy me hearty! :) :) :)
(Don't tell anyone... I actually "pirated" the treasure, but the chest is not in good condition.)
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/31/2007
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Might find this uncanny
Dear Ms. Ani
But if it were all night
Prob'ly die just of fright
You see at my age, and this is no lie
Better to dream, then really have pie
Besides all that, my Doc said no sweets
I guess that leaves me without any treats.
:P
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/31/2007
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Colin, oh Colin
Man of many words
Glad you could stop in
and sing with the birds.
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/31/2007
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Well my dear Onie, 'preciate the number
but your friends all appear in slumber
Maybe they got lost or found Lucy's old mate
Or maybe they've just given up on my date
If you 'appen to see them
Just let them know
I'm dumpin' this doldrum
she don't even blow.
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Colin Porter
{K:834} 7/31/2007
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Applause Applause
Thank you all
For the many Guffaws :)
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Leonie Fitzpatrick
{K:40551} 7/31/2007
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~~GRIN~~...
No Dave, not on a bender at all...
Just taking time out
to clean out the spouts
what with sweet Ani, and your good self,
enjoying life, having a ball... (so to speak ;)))
So, while you focus your zoom
on sweet Anikos' offer,
~~GRIN~~ better than I proffer,
I'm just giving you room
I've done my bit, you're a post longer...;)))
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Aniko Heart
{K:26503} 7/31/2007
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Oh, my sweet Captain, I'll help with your plight
but be warned that the deed might well take us all night
I don't want you to die, just to ease your sad pain
if it don't work the first time, we can do it again!
(and again and again... that's an echo... lol...)
:)
OK OK... So is this post 85??? LOL!
Who was it that wanted it to 100 posts? :) :) :)
Hehehe...
Mwah!
Ani :) All in good fun!
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/30/2007
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Oh my dear, I accept your treasures
If only for my selfish little pleasures
And once I've rolled in that treasurous bed
I won't have to wake them, I'll be one of the dead.
I'm not sure my ticker can do its part
Of what is being offered by Aniko Heart.
But I'll say one thing that's certain
I'd know I'd be longer hurtin'
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Aniko Heart
{K:26503} 7/30/2007
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My Dear Sir!
What are you implying??? (Insert shocked face here):)
Again, yes again, you have this poor wench crying!!!
I offered you nothing but natural pleasures
merely to show you my delightful treasures...
One wouldn't want them to get lost on the floor.
Precious pearls, rubies, diamonds and oh, so much more!
Gold chains and fabrics, silks, quality lace...
To unload them your bed seemed to be a safe place!
Hehehehe...
ROFLOL! (or wherever...) :) :) :)
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/30/2007
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hahaha... Ani. Criminy, we're gonna get thrown out of UF.
Hey that's HAS to be the best offer I've had today. Of course, at 3 PM, it is still early yet. LOL
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Aniko Heart
{K:26503} 7/30/2007
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Ah, don't be mistaken to think that I'm shy
And nay, don't be fooled by this tear in my eye!
My chest's filled with treasure,
a pirate's delight...
So come, how about it, hmmm, Captain Midnight?
I'm game and I'm hearty, unlike all the rest
Not silent like Lucy... (regardless of breast)
If you, Sir, can make Love to wake the dead (gasp)
I'll open my treasure chest...
which way to your bed?
:) :) :)
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/30/2007
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Nothing wrong with just having a chest
How you use it is surely the test
Don't be so shy, nothing wrong with your breast
As long as I consider it one of my best
Sure Lucy is well endowed, as you see
But no matter what, she won't moan for me
There's something that's missing, more than her head
Making love to her's been like waking the dead.
:)
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/30/2007
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Well wouldn't ya know, Miss Nikon G
Your friends all left for a bender, you see
Must of tied on a bad one with a smile
Cuz no one's heard from them in a while
I figure by Thursday they'll be back around
For they'll need to be ready for Friday's round
I reckon you need to change cookie to lush
Those Zealander's limits are simply 'trocious
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Aniko Heart
{K:26503} 7/29/2007
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Oh Dave!
*sniff * sniff *
Tears fall heavy from my eyes
I thought it was me who lit up your skies! (thighs, eyes etc...etc...insert rhyme of your choice here...)
I admit I am jealous, betrayed, hurt, bereft...
your new girl has breasts when I just have a chest!
So that's why you left me,
for those perky hot boobs
and the fact she has no brains...
well, that makes me lose!
Alas, I am dumped,
and sure, she'll hang around...
Lest she falls and is broken
(like the one on the ground).
If e'er this should happen
I'll give you my best
if you can ignore
my inadequate chest!
Love,
Ani :) x
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/28/2007
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Bravo,Onie!!!....quite the wordsmithy ;>
Thx for joining in and stay tuned for future UF Poetry Slams....spread the word so we can get this page up to 100 comments!
cheers,gayle
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Elle Elle
{K:10958} 7/28/2007
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hahaha thanks for that dear Dave,
cheers, mahassa
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Leonie Fitzpatrick
{K:40551} 7/27/2007
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what words do flow from R G B & D
started by some plastic,
red knickers
and
white T,
CAN'T you SEE...
she's just some piece of a*se
AND
stuck behing glass
with *let's pretend* personality...
all volleying across
that gender net
those back handed passes,
when that poor femfatale
can't even wear glasses...
but, maybe that's cool,
she'll never grow older
never the cold shoulder
and
no worries on her gene pool
So go for it Dave
dare to be brave
you are no nutter,
but remember to get her
take along
a
glass cutter...
I am truly crying at the hilarity and fun of this thread...
Thanks G...~~GRIN~~
Dave... ... Thank you, and clever play Sir as well as fun photo... Certainly worthy of HOT HOT HOT...;)))
Onie...
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Erland Pillegaard
{K:34147} 7/27/2007
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Good capture picture
erland
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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Well let the geek in the pink take a stab at it
If you like the way I'm thinkin' baby wink at it
I may be skinny at times but I'm fat for the rhymes
I don't care what you might think about me
you'll get by without me if you want
But sugar don't forgetin' what you already know
Don't judge it by the color, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away
like the geek in the pink (do do do...)
well like the geek in the pink, yeah (geek in the pink)
Hey baby look at me go
From zero to hero
You better take it from a chicka like me
Because I'd rather have the afternoon, relax and understand
My hip hop and flip-flops well it don't stop with the light rock
A shot to mock you kinda puts me in the tight spot
The hype is nothing more than hoo-ha so I'm
Developing a language and I'm callin' it my own
So take a peek into the speaker and you'll see what I mean
That on the other side the grass is not alwyas greener (lyrics geek in pink by jason mraz with minor revisions by "G")
*raise a bevvie to me,Cookie!
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/27/2007
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I'm here moments only,
I'm sad to say,
It's Friday night drinkies,
So I must away!
I'll be sure to raise
A friendly glass or two,
Or maybe a dozen,
Before I'm through...
Have a great end of week/week end guys!
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/27/2007
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Oh I'm still up
The girl's not so good
Took one a those pills
now I'm stuck with no thrills.
They say that three days
Will pass like a phase
But I'm looking for that patch kit
or else I'll just wank it.
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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before my com now,the total is 69!...FOHF (falling off hippo funny) ;>
69 calls for a rhyme...you still UP,Davester,or did you long deflate?...hehehe
Yo!,Cookie...you good for one more?
Bec,you saucy roo,you still kickin'?
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 7/27/2007
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Oh Dave it's awful to hear she kept going down on you...hang on...nope...er...yep, it is!!! :^P
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/27/2007
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I am sure after all of this sound
you will find me oh so profound
If ever there was a madness these days
It's that I find myself in a terrible haze
Surely my pantie clad torso is dull
but what do you expect from a rigid old doll
At least with her I don't have a scare
like my last one whose body leaked out air.
I tried all the remedies that I think
I even tried duct tape, of course in pink
Now she's deflated, a heap on the floor
She's reduced to my mat in front of the door.
Maybe someone will send me panties to sniff
and I could feel good in a relative jiff
It might make me yearn for a real body to play
and if it got bad, I could use that tape again someday.
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/27/2007
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Gangsta G always leaves me with such final words.
It almost makes me want to raise birds.
But never did I mention her cruel invention
that what she calls poetry in action.
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/27/2007
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Woah! sockittomesockittomesockittomesockittomesockittome
Woah! Go Beks (just a little bit...)
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/27/2007
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But I ain't got no.
Satisfaction.
no no no no no
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 7/27/2007
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WHAAAA-OH!
Get a little respect!
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/27/2007
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aARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH... A CHANCE IN WHAT?????? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING DARLIN'
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 7/27/2007
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R E S P E C T,
Dave's got none as you can see,
R E S P E C T,
he wants a plastic 'she',
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/27/2007
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Baby, baby!
I'm aware of where you goin'
Each time you leave a com,
I watch the count getting higher,
Knowing double digits you desire.
But this time before you type again,
Leaving me with no defense,
(think it over) after all, it's true.
(think it over) this needs more than me and you.
Stop! we need more than one,
Do do this properly.
Stop! we need more than one,
To write some poetry.
Think it over...
Think it over...
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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figure out if you have a chance in
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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chillin' whilst you try to
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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you are still awake and just
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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Dear Dave, i wonder if
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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FOGF!!!.....good call,Bec!...yeah,Cookie how could you possibly not call to mind SPAMMED????..now WHO is the lightheaded one,eh?
heeheehee ;>
*on the otherhand,fine minds think along the same lines cause i,too,was thinking of having the coms hit the triple digits to not only be a popular page,but to cram dear Dave's inbox!....kekekeke
*follow my pattern if ya want....
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/27/2007
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omfg, how could I have missed that!
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 7/27/2007
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Come on Rina girl, you're slippin'!!!!
SPAMMED
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/27/2007
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I believe the truth is,
She has merely swooned.
You see Dave has that effect,
On women he's crooned...
But I was wondering ever so quietly,
In the darkest, cheekiest part of my mind,
If we could get the comments to 100,
For Dave to come and find!
His inbox will be crammed,
His internet likely jammed,
And when he finally gets through...
(something that rhymes with ammed)
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 7/27/2007
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Methinks she has passed out, lack of sustenance, hopefully she had the oven door shut when she did, THAT could be nasty!!
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/27/2007
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Not sure Gayle will come back, my dear Bek.
Last thing she said made me think, "What the heck?"
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 7/27/2007
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Rina, dear rina,
It's fun with you here,
But watch out for Gayle,
There's a bug in her ear!
Dave rubbed her up,
(but not as he'd like to)
The wrong way it seems,
With his words, impromptu,
A back and forth match,
That is better than tennis,
With Cap'n Midnight,
And the Peace Hippie Menace,
So stay tuned, don't miss it,
I'm sure there'll be more,
As these two verbal masters,
Each take the floor!!
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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sheesh!...uh huh,words can "burn"...in a good way,too...wink da wink ;>
*dang,oven...not reaching temp quick enough...oh well,will have to pop an inbetween snack into the micro...getting....very....light...headed and
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/27/2007
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A burn??? Yeah, you're right, you shouldn't try poetry on an empty stomach girlie... ;P
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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oh dear Cookie you have done it NOW!
i have to leave to get some CHOW
But bet your sweet knickers i will RETURN
And surely you will feel my words as a BURN
*ok, not my best but i need me some vittles asap!
coo coo coo choo!.....later,chika
~gayle
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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Say wut???
Seriously tho'
Just going with the FLOW
Finding words that rhyme
For your lil' SHOW
So back off,my BROTHER
Direct your frustrations at ANOTHER
You know you be special in my EYES
And are not a part of those past i may still DESPISE
You,too,are anti-BUSH-WHACK
Which points with me you do RACK
You make me laugh until i CRY
You are oh so clever and SLY
So don't be a hater of sweet lil' ME
Judge me not by my all-in-fun POETRY!
*it's been REAL,my friend!...Catch ya on the flip side...."G"
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/27/2007
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Oh dear,
Oh fear,
You two stop it,
You hear?!
Men can't help but be boys,
And crave all sorts of toys,
I say, don't women do too?,
So why all the noise?
Yes, why all the clatter, Mr D and Miss G?
If you kiss and make up, you soon will see,
That strange fetishes like these,
Can make you both as happy as can be!
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 7/27/2007
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Touche`
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/27/2007
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Just keep your panties on, Miss G
Gettin’ ‘em in a wad is uncomfortable, agree?
Apparently my sense of humor
Has grown on you like a tumor.
It never ceases to amaze
How its okay to bash men these days
But God forbid men dare say
That women have faults today
From TV commercials to internet jokes
Men take the brunt of every poke
Portrayed as lazy and played as fools
Men are worked over just like tools.
So why is it okay, what’s your guess
To bash men without any redress?
But dis a woman in any way or form
Just stand back and listen to the storm
I fully expect that you will definitely say
You’re not the type to bash men on any day
But ask yourself this, how long has it been
Since you laughed at a joke about stupid men.
And then ask yourself how much you did spend
Because the commercial you saw about stupid men
Or the TV show you watch every week
Is funny because men are played simply oblique.
So now that you’ve got yourself all in a tither
Set your hormones aside and let ‘em wither
My whole post was meant as humor in a sense
Yet at my age, a lot of what I said comes from experience.
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Paul Lara
{K:88111} 7/27/2007
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Ok, the Usefilm Slam Poetry night is in SESSION!
Go, Gayle!!
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/27/2007
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You say your mind be more OPEN
i say neva more false words SPOKEN
You say you found a woman of PERFECTION
No being exists in my RECOLLECTION
You say she be mighty FINE
Especially her faux bustLINE
But high,or low there's no subbing,baby
For the real KIND!
Wishing no hair in your face while you try to SLEEP
Women say "so hug the pillow you KEEP!"
"She won't be jealous of my big boy 'D' "
A woman will not compete with your dog,
Just wait and SEE!
You say from you she will not STEAL
Nor will an honest woman when love is part of the DEAL
You have your camera
As many women DO
We may consent to posing
As long as YOU will,TOO!
As for dishes,the vac and mowing the LAWN
Hiring help is your answer
Don't be such a YAWN ;>
Women are not your built-in maids
Nor your substitute MOTHER
Am beginning to think what you really need
is a BIG BROTHER!
You say "unless you're better than SHE"
i say we women are above and beyond
Which clearly you do not SEE
So i bid you farewell
And wish a good LIFE
To you and your lifeless cute panty WIFE!
peace,ya'll...."G"
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/27/2007
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Thanks, Barbara. That would be great if you could get PS but I would bet there are some alternatives. I'd be willing to bet you could pick up an older version at Half Price Books (OKC?) for a whole lot less money. Another, lighter alternative is Adobe Elements. It is almost as powerful as PS.
And yes, there is a huge learning curve trying to figure out the program. When I first got it, I bought a bunch of tutorial books at Half Price Books. Also, a lot of on-line tutorials are available.
I've been using it (PS7) for a few years and still haven't even begun to master it.
Dave
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{K:12494} 7/26/2007
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Fantastic capture, and excellent job. hello Dave I am just plan Barbar so glad to meet you, well you know who Luis is now, but I don't think I am world know, and the sad part is the people just don't know what they are missing out on, just kidding I'm not that much fun, and it is even to hot for me to get out and take those pictures I like to take. I would love to be able to fix pictures that you put 3 or 4 pictures together, my husband told me I could order Adobe CS3, but now I wonder if I would be able to learn to work it.
Oh, come on get you a real walking talk, sassy woman, sometime it is nice to fuss, maybe you just pick the wrong women.
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/26/2007
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I may be certifiable, Michele. But I am consistent.
:)
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Michele Carlsen
{K:146013} 7/26/2007
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YOU are certifiably NUTS ....but you can take a cool photograph ...I like this one myself :))
7/7
Cheers Capt. Midnight ,
Michele~
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/26/2007
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Yeah bay-bay... I know what ya mean.
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/25/2007
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Ms. Rina's a bit formal Dave. Makes me feel a bit like you do when I call you David. I think I like it.
Oy, Gayle, we're waiting for your next instalment here. Don't let us down hippychick!
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/25/2007
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Thank you much, Walter!
Dave
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/25/2007
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Thanks, Avi... glad you got a chuckle...
Dave
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/25/2007
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About all that holding of the brew
That neck presents a slippery slope, true.
But I think that I can alter that, too
A cup holder in the neck in lieu of a doo.
And one thing I forgot to say Mr. Doyle
One of the things in love that can spoil
Is that the channel changer won't be up for grabs
I'll never have to say "give it up, little Babs".
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/25/2007
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Strictly speaking of a pleasurable, stress-free relationship, here, G... not the ability to perform gymnastic feats... LOL
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/25/2007
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We'll never know, Ms. Rina... until Miss Lyrics comes along and gives the words... where's Biljana?
If it ain't Elton, I never heard of them.
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/25/2007
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Thanks, Ahmed! Glad you enjoyed, too.
Best wishes,
Dave
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/25/2007
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Thanks, Paul... we'll just chalk this one up to temporary insanity... though it may not be temporary from what I am told.. hahaha
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/25/2007
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Thank you again, Sandip.... though I might be embarrassed to have this on the front page... LOL
Dave
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/25/2007
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Gracias Ms. Alicia, mucho!
Dave
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Alicia Popp
{K:87532} 7/25/2007
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Hasta te hizo escribir un poema!!!
Felicitaciones por la foto, por las prendas elegidas y por el poema!!!
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Sandip Aine
{K:5008} 7/25/2007
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Wow Dave .. this is amazing ... grt shot .. grt poems ... and yours and G's poems should be in the front page ... :) :) ... absolutely loving this ... a fav (i think i may refer the poems later :)) ...
Best Regards,
-sandip
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Paul Lara
{K:88111} 7/25/2007
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LOL!
I can't decide which is better...the photo or the poem, Dave.
This is is great!
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Ahmed Ismail
{K:19853} 7/25/2007
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You made the day, Dave! Everybody is having a good time! Deserves a 7+
Regards, Ahmed
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/25/2007
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"Creep" is mine and hubby's anthem baby! Am starting to wonder if the lyrics to that would be appropriate for Dave's unrequited love (lust) here...
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Doyle D. Chastain
{K:101119} 7/25/2007
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Maybe so Gayle . . . but better than an headless, legless, armless, automaton! Uhhhh . . . clearly! LoL!
Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/25/2007
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OMG!,Doylster...wait until Marny reads your little ditty!....you best hide yo'self...hehehe
peace,gayle
Cookie, you have such a great memory for songs and videos! *grin*...i love early Radiohead >"i'm a creep"
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/25/2007
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Dave said > "Unless you decide you’re better than she"
SAY WHAT,SUCKA???...am i better than a headless,limbless manny???....take the meds,mister...take the meds!
(mutters to self...no saving him if he HAS to make such a statement!...sheesh...men, can't shoot em' and can't...shoot em'!...bahahaaaa)
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Shirley D. Cross-Taylor
{K:174022} 7/24/2007
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Mucho laughs from the lot of you!!!:))))))) By the way, you're very talented at the funky poetry, Cap'n!;)
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Walter Scarella
{K:19671} 7/24/2007
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Excellent work and great creativity, I like compo with well saturated colours and great light. Nice shot !!! Regards..Walter
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Doyle D. Chastain
{K:101119} 7/24/2007
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I think you're right ol' Dave my friend.
With one like this the fun won't end.
She won't run and fetch,
a brew for you,
but She'll hold it on her neck,
until you're through.
Priceless!
Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/24/2007
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Sure. Alpine fresh goody goodness! Or better yet, new car smell... yeah, that's always a turn on.
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Avi
{K:70138} 7/24/2007
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:) :) :)
Thanks Dave !!!... I think we ALL needed this !!!
cheers !
Avi
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/24/2007
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LOL. thanks, John.
Dave
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/24/2007
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Yo, Rina... taste. Never gave that a thought. Wonder if one of those tree shaped car fresheners might solve that?
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/24/2007
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Oh, beks, beks, beks... just keep your little bear away from her!
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/24/2007
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You're welcome, Biljana.. glad I could.
Dave
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/24/2007
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You're welcome, Shirley. Hopefully another chuckle when you read my reply to G.
CM
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Dave Arnold
{K:55680} 7/24/2007
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I don’t know, Ms. Gangsta N
Guess my mind is just more open
I’ve searched high and low, even Serbian
Now I think I’ve found a perfect woman
I’m thinking she be mighty fine
‘specially when you look at that bust line
She’ll never need a lift nor implant
The savings right there are significant
She ain’t gonna whine when I don’t hold her real tight
No complainin’ just cuz I don’t hug her all night
No hair in my face while I try to sleep
Yet when I need, she’ll act real cheap
She won’t be jealous of my big boy D
She’ll never say “you love him more than me”
And I’ll never worry about my credit card
Won’t cost me a dime in that regard
True Dat no fingers I’ll feel
Look at the upside; from me she’ll not steal
I realize that oral’s out of the question
But if an issue, I’ll be open for suggestion
And look at my hobby of photography
She’ll never say no when I say “pose for me”
She’ll never be shy and always be ready
Even when I ask her to don that hot teddy
I know she’s lacking, no dishes she can do
And vacuuming, I’ll have to blow that off, too
She ain’t gonna wake me at the crack of dawn
Just so I can go mow the lawn
What’s great is that she is baggage free
No in-laws to deal with, nope, not for me
No other guy’s kids that I’ll have to raise
And think of the money on condoms I’ll save
So I look at all the reasons you gave
And say to myself I must be brave
Unless you decide you’re better than she
I’ll just ask you be happy for me
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John Hatz
{K:156973} 7/24/2007
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oh my God...well hahaha... only a doll can put that on it...I think no seles for that product hahaha... surely an object that diserves a lot of photo-attention! Amazing find dear Dave! Congratulations!!!
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Caterina Berimballi
{K:27299} 7/24/2007
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"She looks like the real thing,
She tastes like the real thing,
My fake plastic love." - Radiohead.
Thought I'd add one too... ;)
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rebecca claassen
{K:12904} 7/24/2007
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wheeze...snort...chuckle...giggle...kekekeke,tehetehetehe...
OMG ROFLMFAO Hilarious you guys, Dave, great poem, Gayle, excellent come-back!!!
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biljana mitrovic
{K:48110} 7/24/2007
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Hey you silly boy!:)
You made my day...and you know it's not easy this days:):)
Thank you!!
big kiss
biljana
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Gayle's Eclectic Photos
{K:91109} 7/24/2007
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poor poor Dave
who lives in a cave
forgotten the feel of a woman's caress
amd won't be getting one from lady dummy
since she is finger-less!
no sweet kisses in the night
no playful nips and bite
no smooth legs to stroke
no ecstatic cries "you are my BLOKE!"
poor poor Dave
i feel sad for you
please please get a CLUE!
walk away from this cute panty muse
before real life you do lose
these last words come to mind
there is help if you want it
even for your kind......
badda bing bing!
(words on the fly by gayle) ;>
*you can send me a size medium panty *grin*
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Shirley D. Cross-Taylor
{K:174022} 7/24/2007
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Oh Dave, I needed this laugh so much right now...thanks!:)))
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